Â Article II, SectionÂ One of the United States Consitution states,Â ”No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.”Â
Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn’t stipulate that a president has toÂ give a damn for and understand his country, be honest with voters, or have more class than an Occupy Wall Streeter.Â Â Â
CollegeÂ and law school grad, Chicago community organizer, absentee Illinois state senator, constitutional scholar, brief United States senator, current commander-in-chief of our armed forces, and leader of the Free World, Barack Hussein Obama, is devoid of any of those attributes.
He has been acclaimed as the most brilliant chief executive to everÂ establish residence in the White House despite the fact he isÂ frequently reduced to a gaffe-prone,Â inarticulateÂ gasbag when his trusty teleprompters aren’t around and he considers it panache to Â discuss dog droppings.Â Â
President George W. Bush was also known to put his foot in his mouth and his “Bushisms” are stillÂ lame comicÂ fodder for Leno and Letterman but Bush’s gaffes don’t compare with Obama’s.
Leno, Letterman, and their liberal coterie dare not ridicule The Anointed One, the man MichelleÂ Malkin aptly labeled “the Gaffe Machine” andÂ whose mainstream media customarily ignores or soon buries Obama’s factual mistakes,Â dumb solecisms, and expressions of outright ignorance.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
The president’s frequent excursions into foolery and foolishness have often beenÂ documented here and in the rest of the conservative blogosphere even if the MSM pretends they never happened.Â
There is no need to elaborate on Obama’s 57 states, his reference to “corpsemen,” his inability to speak Austrian, his confusing Jews with janitors and living versus dead Medal of Honors winners, his “intellectual stammering,” or the wholeÂ host ofÂ his other foul-ups.Â
They have become the stuff of legend, legendary gaffery which future liberal historians willÂ someday discover and dismiss as vile, misleadingÂ partisan claptrap just as Mrs. Obama has dismissed the unflattering revelations of Jodi Kantor in The Obamas. Â Â
Two new examples of “misleading partisan claptrap”Â have recently emerged.Â
Neither is of monumental significance in the greater scheme of presidential politics although both provide great insight into our beloved leader.Â
OneÂ reveals a heretofore-unknown and shocking facet of Barack Obama’s life, the other displays what most Obamian critics have long known–that he sorely lacks both discretion and class.Â
Â Â The American public has been misled as to the extent of the Obama family.Â
We know more than we want to know about his Kenyan relatives, his drunken sot of a father andÂ his illegal alien relatives, “dear Aunt Zeituni” and accused-DUI Uncle Omar.Â We know all we need to know about his bitter half, Michelle, and about their daughters, Sasha and Malia, who–according to Jodi Kantor–slid down a White House bannister when they first visitedÂ the home of George and Laura Bush.Â
What we didn’t know is that Barack Obama has two or more sons!Â
At least that’s what he indicated at a Chicago fundraiser last week,Â an admission verified in an official transcript.Â
HeÂ inadvertently fessed up when he said, “The first bill I signed–a bill that said that we’re going to have equal pay for equal work because I want my daughters treated the same way as my sons.”Â (http://bit.ly/y5QT2R)Â Â
Whether his unnamedÂ boy-children are Kenyan or American wasn’t made publicÂ and it was unclearÂ whether Michelle was aware she was a step-mom or if Sasha and Malia knew they had siblings.Â Â Â Â
Or, maybe it was just another in a long line of dumb, unreportedÂ gaffes?Â
No one was in a line when Obama spoke recently to a second grade class.Â The presidentÂ was standing,Â the kids were all seated when he told them he scooped dog poop from the White House lawn because he didn’t want to leave it there.Â Â
That, of course, is BS as well as tmi but par for the course for this boy from Nairobi or Hawaii or wherever he’s from.Â
He is shownÂ talkingÂ poop to the seven year olds, disrespecting the Oval Office, chewing gum at a Joplin memorial service and at a G20 meeting, and picking his noseÂ at various venues in the following video melange: http://bit.ly/A5NIDgÂ
Â The video is titled, “Barack Obama Is No Class Act” and subtitled by IOwntheWorld.com, “Classhole.”Â
Both title and subtitleÂ fit perfectly and perfectly proveÂ my newÂ axiom that you can lead an overchiever to the executive mansion but that doesn’t make him worthy of living there.