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(Graphic compliments of Jim Lavery via Moonbattery.com)

As all denizens of America, the planet, the solar system, the known universe patiently and expectantly await President Obama to talk to them, I managed to come by the inside dope on his SotU.

It’s not nice to make fun of a president but, then again, when a nation’s media grovels and worships at the feet of a vastly over-rated, self-absorbed, hypocritical, lying leftist posing as a moderate head of state, he deserves to be cut down to size and anything goes.

What goes around, etc., tit for tat, since GWB was widely treated as a presidential buffoon for 8 years, it’s get even time for the loyal opposition.

As of this writing, Obama’s first State of the Union, his SotU, address is about 2 hours in the future.

However, thanks to the magic of the internet, I was able to capture a brief snippet of that speech and the reaction of Obama’s audience consisting of virtually all members of the executive, judicial, and legislative branches of government, with the exception of VP Joe Biden who has been carted off to an undisclosed location.

Rumor has it that Biden will never be returned so that Nancy Botox-Bug-Eyed Pelosi can assume the VP position and do for that office what she has done to the office of Speaker of the House.

The Brief Snippet:

“And furthermore I plan over the next three years to restore world confidence in the United States of America.  My sweet wife, Michelle, is finally proud of her country and I finally share that pride and Madame LaFarge–umm, I mean Michelle–thinks it should be reiterated. (pause)

“Thinks it should be reiterated. . . Could someone fix that damned teleprompter!  (longer pause)

“Ok, sorry.”  (nervous titters heard from the Dem side, loud guffaws from across the aisle)  “I guarantee this much, that Obamacare will be passed in the next session of Congress . . .”

“You lie!”  (a voice from the audience)

“Excuse me.  Was that Joe Wilson again?”

“No, Barry, that was me, Nancy.”

“Reagan?”

“No, me, Nancy Pelosi.  I’m sitting right behind you grimacing and chewing Wrigleys.”

(President turns and waves)

“And, umm, furthermore . . . Wait, didn’t I just say that?  Damned teleprompter.  Now, where was I?”

End Brief Snippet.  At that point in his SotU, the president was heard to mutter, “This job sucks” before he stormed off the podium. 

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(Graphic compliments of Darrell via Moonbattery.com)