AlthoughÂ the 59 year old Rush-manÂ hasn’t (yet) approached Larry King’s (Lawrence Harvey Zeiger’s) eight weddings, he has been wed four times, the last time to 33 year old Kathryn Elizabeth RogersÂ at theÂ ultimate classy venue,Â The Breakers in June of this year.ÂBlack minister Dr. Kenneth L. Hutcherson,Â Founder and Senior PastorÂ of Antioch Bible ChurchÂ in Redmond, Washington, presided and homosexual entertainer Elton John entertained at the festivities that followed.Â Â Â I mention Hutcherson’s race and John’s sexual proclivities simply because Mr. Limbaugh has often been accused of both racism and homophobia. I’ve always been more than a tad ambivalent about Rush, admiring (and agreeing with) 99% of his conservative points of view and fearlessness in taking on the MSM and the entire liberal establishment in America which, he firmly contends, are in the process of flushing all we have achieved and all we have believed down history’s toilet . At the same time, I have often wondered how this self-described “Defender of Democracy,” thisÂ creator of the EIB Network, this arch-enemy of Feminazis, of all things leftist, and of skulls-full of mush, the real man, the living legend, the way of life, can explain four marriages over 33 years.
Even so, I must commend this walking, talking, marrying conservative institution.Â
WithoutÂ LimbaughÂ and conservative talk radio in general over the last few decades, God only knows where and what we would be today and for that I congratulate him on his trophy wife, Kathryn.
Keats wrote in “Ode on a Grecian Urn,”Â ”Beauty is truth, truth beauty,–that is all/Ye know on Earth, and all ye need to know.
In terms of beauty,Â and aside from probably iron-clad pre-nups, Rush’s trophy wifeÂ puts to shame 90% of Democrat-liberal women and puts to the lie the liberal canard that conservatives are sexless and passionless.Â They’re also, obviously, very selective.
Take that, Commie, pinko, liberal bedwetters!Â Or are you still enamored of liberal icons and sex objects?Â
For a party that touts and exhibits its Hollywood breast-enhanced, Botox-assisted, facial-reconfigured stars, you would think Dems should start trolling for someone better looking than people like Rachel Madcow Â to represent it.
Rush Limbaugh may not be an exemplar of maritalÂ fidelity but he sure as hell is an enviable example of how conservatives can outshine liberals and teach them how to live.
YouÂ rock, old man Rush!
I mean, seriously, is the man a masochist?