Help Wanted: M or F needed. No experience necessary but previous employment as prison guard would be helpful. We will train you. Work involves hands-on security checks at airport, viewing naked travellers and pat-downs of those who refuse to be viewed. Previous convictions for molestation/pedophilia/mugging ok. Career opportunities with career coaching. Good salary ($30,793.00 – $46,189.00 /year) + great benefits. Flexible hours, uniform allowance. Apply TSA, usajobs.gov. Only serious applicants, please!
Exaggerated? Not by much.
For 9 years, Americans have been preached at by government-types telling us that whatever we do after 9/11 we can’t succumb to the temptation to lower ourselves to the level of the enemy, that America should always take the high road, that we have to show ourselves to be better than they are.
Aside from the fact that following that advice would be a sure-fire route to losing our war against Islam, in the homeland we’re acting worse than they are. At least Islam and Al-qaeda don’t officially condone the molestation of women and children. We do.
Witness this video involving an interview of a young woman travelling from Denver to Austin with her 2 daughters, aged 20 months and 8 years. Michelle “opted out” of a full-body scan, a choice that seemed to excite security personnel and she soon learned the reason why: http://tiny.cc/xd13cemyqk In brief, she and her daughters–even the baby–were physically, rudely, and roughly molested, fondled, and it was all very legal. The Transportation Security Agency calls it a “pat-down.”
Michelle had opted not to subject herself to the radiation from what the TSA at first called “whole-body imagers” but now calls “advanced imaging technology” units and some call strip-searches. The alternative was no better, even worse by some standards.
Michelle described her experience to radio talk show host Alex Jones of Infowars.com who says that future, government plans are to employ naked body scanning at all large public events and who personally witnessed in the San Jose’ airport only “women and small children being put through naked body scanners and bathed in radiation. . . by a gestapo cadre.”
Michelle’s experience was nothing short of a molestation by a “male officer” who ran his open palms up and down her legs and her “private area.” Jones opined, “That’s sexual assault [for which most people] are going to prison.”
Michelle, unforunately, didn’t file chages and continued by saying the male TSA officer then “felt around . . . cupped” her breasts. She insisted that a female officer conduct the pat-down of her children after which the 8 year old asked her, “Mom, why do they do that?” a tough question to answer although she tried. The best summary of Michelle’s experience was her simple observation that, “It’s horrible.”
Jones added that “this has nothing to do with turbanned men in caves,” that people should start suing for these invasions of our comfort zones, that TSA explanations that it’s all necessary and normal procedure is baloney, and that the TSA is making “us” the terrorists.
Amen. We’re becoming worse than they are.
But, get those screener applications in to the TSA, asap, molestors, pedophiles, and muggers! Where else can you get away with your perversions, get paid for it, and earn great benefits!