Believe it or not, Superstorm Sandy, Al Gore, early winter, the United Nations, Barack Obama, and Punxatawney Phil are all closely interrelated. 

What makes superstorm Sandy so  Ever the unethical opportunist, Al Gore seized on the devastating semi-hurricane as evidence of climate upheaval and oddly sees  unseasonably cold temperatures in some parts of the U.S. as  additional  proof of “global warming pollution” because “dirty energy makes dirty weather.”  Meanwhile, the U.N. and Barack Hussein Obama are still touting the undeniability of the Goreacle’s baloney and America’s favorite groundhog is probably confused as all hell over all of it.

You have to hand it to Big Al, fellow travellers in the U.N. and Obama for continuing to move on down the global cooling-global warming-climate changing road and relentlessly preaching planetary catastrophe despite authoritative evidence that Mother Earth is merely acting like Mother Earth when  she unleashes  her weather horrors. 

They all ignore the truth that a hurricane was recorded on our east coast in 1635 and that hundreds of them–along with fierce blizzards and ruinous floods–have wreaked havoc here long before the Industrial Revolution began spewing its “dirty energy” and probably pre-dated the cave men. 

The warmist cause is as much a hoax as Holland’s seventeenth century tulip mania.  At least then the Dutch ended up with tons of pretty spring flower bulbs following that craze; Americans may end up in the dark and in debt up to their eyeballs should Gore, Obama, the U.N., and the global coolists-warmists-changeists get their way. 

al-gore-global-warming-32824  Gore has become a multimillionaire if not a billionaire as a result of his tireless efforts to warn the world that it’s on the verge of being cooked like a hot tamale on a Mexican stove but he dare not demand Mexicans turn off their dirty stoves anymore than he will insist that China and India cut back on the millions of tons of CO2 they spew into the atmosphere daily.     

Gore’s credentials for promoting his doomsday scenario?  Based on a less than meager college science background, they’re the equivalent of my qualifications as a rocket scientist and as impressive as our president’s, although we still don’t know what Obama studied–aside from white girls and radicalism. 

Nevertheless, both Gore and Obama have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. 

Go figure.

Albert Arnold Gore received his Nobel in  2007  jointly with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) “for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change.” 

Global warming causes  The Nobel Committee made no mention of  the former vice-president’s established lies and outright distortions in his widely-discredited film “An Inconvenient Truth” and weren’t yet aware that members of the United Nations’ IPCC would be exposed as charlatans as a consequence of “Climate Gate” and their climate data manipulations in 2009.  

Don’t expect their prestigous awards to be revoked, however.  They fit too tidily into the U.N.’s devious master plan to accomplish Obama’s equally-devious master plan to re-distribute America’s wealth into the grubby hands of the undeserving primarily because there are far more of the latter than there are of us and  Third Worlders pretty much call the U.N.’s shots.

The peace-loving, oblivious Norwegians didn’t think it appropriate to explain why their 2009 Peace Prize was given to Barack Obama “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples” less than a year into his presidency and while America was engaged in two major wars. 

You see, PC politics usually trumps objectivity in Oslo.

(Unrelated to climate change but added testimony to the Nobel Committee’s detachment from reality, this year they almost outdid themselves with their politically correct Peace Prize by awarding it to the crumbling European Union–which oil-rich Norway refuses to join–“for over six decades contributed to the advancement of peace and reconciliation, democracy and human rights in Europe.”)

A cynic might suggest that warmist-coalition contentions that every weather event such as Superstorm Sandy, untemperate temperatures in the Northeast, and even Punxatawney Phil’s projections of six more weeks of winter are poppycock reflections of their skewed, leftist views of the world.  More precisely, their views reflect a studied ignorance of climate normality. 

Punxsutawney Phil is a  Poor Punxatawney Phil!