Â Looking as if it would freeze the bejeebersÂ off D.C. politicos, aÂ bitter Arctic blast blew into Washington the other day but outgoing Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, apparently fully recovered from her bout with someÂ unidentified gastrointestinal ailment andÂ after cracking herself into unconsciousness–and not takenÂ to a hospital to determine causes–warmed up sufficiently enough by Wednesday to stage an impressive, classically-Hillary act.
Like President Barack Hussein Obama and her hubby, America’s Ice Queen isÂ extremely adept at using “lies, damned lies, and statistics” to coverÂ her repetitive falsehoods, deceptions, andÂ blatant lies and then embellishing her misleading bullsh*t with more misleading bullsh*t.
However, unlike Obama and Bubba,Â Hillary has evidently taken countless acting lessons.Â She clearly demonstratedÂ allÂ she had learned when she finally testified before Congress–more than four months after the terrorist attack on ourÂ consulate in Benghazi, Libya which ended with the murders ofÂ our ambassador and three otherÂ brave Americans–allÂ under her watch.
WhenÂ the HilderbeastÂ wasn’t obfuscating or denying, she essentially adopted the tried and true Sgt. Schultz defense that she knew “nutink.”Â Those obfuscationsÂ and denialsÂ so energized the class-less Whoopi Goldberg onÂ ABC’sÂ ”The View” that she bellowed, â€œThe bitch is back!â€ to the wild applause of Whoopi’s equally-nitwity audience.
Falling back on her acting lessons, Madam Secretary ClintonÂ performed an exemplary Schultz-job onÂ Capitol Hill to the delight of the madam’s gushing lapdogs in Congress and in the mainstream media.
WhileÂ dismissing Rep. Jeff Duncan’s charge that sheÂ allowed the consulate to become a “death trap,”Â she managed to choke up at the memory ofÂ viewing the flag-draped casketsÂ at Andrews AFB,Â dramatically pounded the table over the insolence of questioning onÂ the administration’s myriadÂ excuses for the terrorist attack, andÂ in feigned high dudgeon rhetorically demanded to be told, â€œWhat difference, at this point, does it make?â€
If not for her imminent departure from State, that question alone, reflectingÂ as it does Mrs. Clinton’sÂ total lack of interest or concern over who screwed up and whom should be held responsible for the tragedy in Benghazi, established sufficient cause for Sen. Rand Paul’s forthright remark to Clinton that had he â€œbeen president at the time and I had found that you had not read theÂ cables from Benghazi, you had not read the cables from Ambassador Stevens, I would have relieved you of your post.â€
Nevertheless, before condemning Mrs. Clinton, in Christian charity, let’s be nice. Â Hillary Rodham Clinton has a valid, if not rational, excuse for her sworn deceptive testimony:Â She is a congenital liar.
Â As with Bubba and his seamyÂ sexual liaisons, Mrs. ClintonÂ has a long history of proven bald-faced prevarications, a history of lying which might but probably won’t call into question anything she says–or threaten herÂ presidential ambitions.
Hillary is onÂ recordÂ as being frequently reality-challenged.
She has been publicly exposed lyingÂ concerning both consequential and insignificant matters, a sure sign that she can’t distinguish between truth and fantasies created for inexplicable reasons, and she has beenÂ outed as a woman whoÂ has fibbed aboutÂ everything from her amazing prowess in cattle futures to her given name to her combat experience to how she voted in the Senate to Chelsea Clinton’s whereabouts on 9/11/2001, and for too many other whoppers to list here.
.Â She said she learned how to turn $1,000 into a cool $100,000 betting on cows from tips gleaned from the Wall Street Journal at a time the WSJ didn’t even cover the futures market;
.Â SheÂ said she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, a presciently-odd naming since heÂ who didn’t conquer Mount Everest until six years after her birth;
.Â SheÂ said sheÂ landed “under sniper fireâ€ in war-torn Bosnia and had toÂ run withÂ her head down to escape theÂ onslaughtÂ though reporters on the scene witnessed no such eventÂ but did see a little girl present her with flowers on her arrival;Â
.Â She said she hadn’tÂ supportedÂ the Iraq War orÂ NAFTA despite her vote to invade Iraq and her hearty endorsements of the trade agreement;Â
.Â She said Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center on Sept. 11th when she heard “a rumble” but her daughterÂ subsequently admittedÂ she was home in bed 12 blocks away.
Perhaps the defining moment inÂ Whoopi’s bitch’sÂ lying testimony on Wednesday came when she invokedÂ Hollywood in responding to a question regarding United States Marines and their embassy and consulate responsibilities.Â AsÂ Sec. ClintonÂ ignorantly and irrelevantly testified under oath, Marines “need to be very close to the embassy.Â Because as–if you saw the recent movie Argo, you saw the Marines in there destroying classified material when the mob was outside in Tehran.”
Â However, 0n September 11th, 2012, thanks to our State Department under the auspices of Sec. Hillary Rodham Clinton,Â our Marines were nowhere to be seenÂ in Benghazi.Â And, as for citing Argo, someone should clue her in that “ARGO” is an abbreviated acronym for “Ah Go F*ck” yourself.
In a normal world, Sec. Clinton should at least be censured for her lies.Â In a just world, she should be sent to jail.Â In the real world, she should beÂ told the unabbreviated “ARGO” applies to her in spades.Â