Â Albert Arnold “Al” Gore, Jr. would have made a splendiferous president had he not managed to lodge his head up where the sun don’t shine and had he not been Albert Arnold “Al” Gore, Jr.
The Goreacle, having escaped charges that he groped, propositioned, and exposed himself toÂ a middle-aged masseuse inÂ Portland in 2006Â after famously lodging a public liplock on then-wife Tipper Gore, still cashed inÂ mightily with his farcical “An Inconvenient Truth” and scored big time againÂ this January with the sale of his CurrentÂ TV channel that no one watchedÂ to the Al Jazeera network following an abortive effort to launch an IPO that no one offered to buy.
He laterÂ told Charlie Rose thatÂ the Muslim-owned Al JazeeraÂ is “respected” and “tells it like it is,” unlike the “propaganda”Â we seeÂ on the Fox News Channel. (http://tinyurl.com/awapp6f)
That all goes to show you thatÂ someone can fool a lot of the people anytime and thatÂ any foolÂ canÂ sell his soul for a paltry $100,000,000 at least one time.
The Goreacle, whose academic transcripts fromÂ the elite St. Albans High School, Harvard, and VanderbiltÂ University’s divinity and law schools make George W. Bush seem almost aÂ scholar and his science grades make Bush seem almost a genius, nevertheless likes to hold forth onÂ climate science as if he knows what he’s talking about.
That all goes to showÂ you that even an ignoramus can run for president, become aÂ billionaire,Â and pose as a knowledgeable scientist.
Â InÂ one moreÂ classicÂ demonstration of overachieving chutzpa, Gore appeared on Ellen Degeneris’ talk show where heÂ expounded on his favoriteÂ money-makingÂ scam of global warming/global cooling/climate change and made theÂ insightful observation long known to fourth graders thatÂ ”It turns out plants need sunlight,â€ to which Ellen replied with her patented smile,Â â€œYes,â€ as if she too had just learned a grade school fact of vegetative life.
The Goreacle did share with Ellen and her audience anÂ interesting but very little known Obama government scheme to saveÂ Mother Earth from the alleged scourge of global warming.Â (We can forget for the nonce that phony climatologists were warning of the scourge of a new ice age a mere 30 years ago and finally settled on the catchphrase “climate change” after Mother Earth kept changing as she has been wont to do for eons.)
An excerpt from the Gore-Degeneris exchange:
Ellen: â€œThereâ€™s a rumor, I donâ€™t know if this is true or not, that some scientists are trying to figure out a way to block the sun to try to slow down global warming.â€
Gore: â€œItâ€™s a measure of the feeling of desperation that some of them feel . . .â€
Ellen: â€œAre they really thinking they can do that?â€
Gore: â€œWell, some of them are seriously proposing, and I think itâ€™s completely nuts [laughter], you know, you put another kind of pollution, sulfur dioxide, up to orbit . . . cover the atmosphere, the sky wonâ€™t be really blue in the way it is now anymore, but it would block out some of the sunâ€™s heat so that we wouldnâ€™t have to take the difficult steps to stop spewing all this global warming pollution into the atmosphere.â€
Gore “admitted that scientists have ‘proposed’ programs intended to ‘figure out a way to block out the sun,’ ” a governmentalÂ effort manyÂ believe is already in process viaÂ the ‘chemtrail’ program,”Â a deliberateÂ release of chemical or biological aerosols highÂ into the atmosphere which then form syntheticÂ clouds to create earthly shade and forestall cooking ol’ Mom Earth.Â (http://tinyurl.com/b5sju9l)
Â Fully aware he shouldn’t dare suggest that the Obamians are plotting to screw up the planet more than it already is, GoreÂ failedÂ to address chemtrails.
Not incidentally, the chemtrail programÂ has been dismissedÂ by climate scientists–the conspiratorial hoaxers who have perpetrated the greatest scam in history–anthropogenic global warming–as nothing more than a conspiracy theory, as a complete hoax.
Assuming he’s in Obama’s climate loop, I really don’t get Al’s reticence in discussing chemtrails in detail.Â I mean, what could possibly go wrong with fanatical environmentalists messing with the Earth’s delicate atmosphere?Â Could their actions really affect plants, as Al Gore brilliantly observed?Â Granted, summers could get cooler but wouldn’t winters get colder?Â And wouldÂ Al’s Nobel PrizeÂ be revoked before or afterÂ our planet dies?Â
UPDATE: Warmers like Gore have an excuse for everything.Â All the snow and cold in the U.S. are caused by, what else, global warming!Â (http://tinyurl.com/a8v3ar2)
And if we have a cold snap next July it will be caused by global warming!Â And ifÂ your puppyÂ pees on your carpet it will be because of global warming!Â And if …