Â Contrary to recent reports that he was doing well, El Comandante Hugo Rafael ChÃ¡vez FrÃas, the corrupt, socialist, anti-AmericanÂ tyrant of Venezuela has passed on to his reward–in Hell!Â May he never rest in peace!Â
I truly hope our own corrupt, socialist, anti-AmericanÂ tyrant and his buffoonish vice president attend ChÃ¡vez’ obsequies, fall deeply in love with Caracas, and stay there!Â Â
With that and with congratulations to all Venezuelans and sincere apologies to “The Wizard Of Oz”, I offer this paean in ChÃ¡vez’ honor: Â Â Â
Ding Dong! TheÂ Dick is dead. Which old Dick? The Venezuelan Dick!
Ding Dong! The WickedÂ Dick is dead.
Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the WickedÂ Dick is dead. He’s gone where the goblins go,
Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The WickedÂ Dick is dead!Â
(I wonder where Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. will get his free heating oil now?)