Contrary to recent reports that he was doing well, El Comandante Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, the corrupt, socialist, anti-American tyrant of Venezuela has passed on to his reward–in Hell! May he never rest in peace!
I truly hope our own corrupt, socialist, anti-American tyrant and his buffoonish vice president attend Chávez’ obsequies, fall deeply in love with Caracas, and stay there!
With that and with congratulations to all Venezuelans and sincere apologies to “The Wizard Of Oz”, I offer this paean in Chávez’ honor:
Ding Dong! The Dick is dead. Which old Dick? The Venezuelan Dick!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Dick is dead.
Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Dick is dead. He’s gone where the goblins go,
Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Dick is dead!
(I wonder where Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. will get his free heating oil now?)